Thursday 24th October 2019 and can I just say...

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I need a car, it seems

Some, probably white-jacketed and bespectacled, scientists in America have found that mice who are trained to drive small electric cars for edible rewards, are more relaxed as a result.
I am hereby putting my name down for such treatment, and can be available for tests and trials at any time. I can confirm that I am over 18 years of age, and I possess a current, clean driving licence.